The news just keeps getting weirder and weirder! First the Monster of Montauk, then el Chupacabra… now, they’ve evidently found Bigfoot in Georgia.
According to the Post Chronicle, a group called “Searching for Bigfoot, Inc” has scheduled a press conference for Friday, and a hotel in Palo Alto, California where they claim they will be able to provide DNA evidence as well as picutures of the creature (like this one his body crammed in a freezer).
The press release, also released on their website, describes the hybrid “manimal” as over seven and a half feet tall, male and weighs over 500 pounds. This alleged Bigfoot” has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes, two arms, two legs and five fingers and five toes right and left - just as you’d expect.
Bigfoot was evidently found by Matthew Whitton (who also goes by the name Gary Parker) and Rick Dyer in the woods in northern Georgia. They aren’t giving out the exact location to respect the living members of the species. We’ll hear their story at Friday’s press conference.
Does this mean some Georgia hillbilly screwed one of their animals? Ugh.
